February 14, 2005

From the Alphabet Series: V

V is for Vagina
Vintage Valentīna
Varicose-Veined
and anything but devīna.

No Vaseline Needed,
her Vault is Vast,
a Vague flabby Victim
of Veterans Past.

It's cleansed with Vinegar,
and scented with Vicks,
Vanilla, and Violets,
and been cleared of ticks.

A Viscid Voyage
for the desperate and drunk,
access to her Vessel
a Vulgar slam dunk

© badpoet



...a valentine

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Blogger Sandy said...

roflmao this just cracks me up especially when you keep a certain person in mind.

October 12, 2005 8:46 PM  
Blogger Catnapping said...

and honey, i don't think there's a guy around who didn't recognize her...

October 12, 2005 8:52 PM  

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