From the Alphabet Series: V
V is for Vagina
Vintage Valentīna
Varicose-Veined
and anything but devīna.
No Vaseline Needed,
her Vault is Vast,
a Vague flabby Victim
of Veterans Past.
It's cleansed with Vinegar,
and scented with Vicks,
Vanilla, and Violets,
and been cleared of ticks.
A Viscid Voyage
for the desperate and drunk,
access to her Vessel
a Vulgar slam dunk
© badpoet
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Vintage Valentīna
Varicose-Veined
and anything but devīna.
No Vaseline Needed,
her Vault is Vast,
a Vague flabby Victim
of Veterans Past.
It's cleansed with Vinegar,
and scented with Vicks,
Vanilla, and Violets,
and been cleared of ticks.
A Viscid Voyage
for the desperate and drunk,
access to her Vessel
a Vulgar slam dunk
© badpoet
...a valentine
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Labels: alphabet series
2 Comments:
roflmao this just cracks me up especially when you keep a certain person in mind.
and honey, i don't think there's a guy around who didn't recognize her...
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