From the Alphabet Series: W
Said Pretzel Gee Worthless,
wielding his withered Wand:
It’s weakilated, worryatin’,
and to women
won’t respond!
I wish a worthy wanker
to woodify and wow
the Wookie women
in my world.
I need a whopper now!
I’ve squeezed on every part of it.
I’ve pulled it hard, and jerked -
Often enough
to know it’s broke.
Why won’t my willy work?
© badpoet
wielding his withered Wand:
It’s weakilated, worryatin’,
and to women
won’t respond!
I wish a worthy wanker
to woodify and wow
the Wookie women
in my world.
I need a whopper now!
I’ve squeezed on every part of it.
I’ve pulled it hard, and jerked -
Often enough
to know it’s broke.
Why won’t my willy work?
© badpoet
Labels: alphabet series, war criminals
posted by Catnapping at 7:25 AM
11 Comments:
LOL
Poor poor widdle dumble-U
I loved it! Your a better badpoet than I am a bad artist. love
Another poem soon please.
love
That was great! Your willy probably doesn't work because you're thinking of those wookie women!
I have only doors in my portuguese blog.
Can you send me one photo from your´s?
Take a look at
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hahaha, really clever! i like it!
hi hi hi i feel good and smiling after reading it!
You are Dr. Seuss for adults. Can you lengthen one of your ideas into an epic poem?
Funny! There are references to pop culture, consumerism and so forth. Well done.
In years to come, if this is still read, people may or may not wonder as to the references. ie assuming that people still watch Star Wars, eat Whoppers, etc. Hahahah.
oh bravo, gotham. excellent.
I'v seen worse poetes than that, for one yours truly!
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